5 Mats and a Tong Taik. Five stupid Mats on five noisy bikes were zooming with each other, deliriously unaware of OTHER PEOPLE using the road and when the lights turned red, one of the stupid mats hit Tong Taik. That's what I call my cousin, this HUGE guy who is only fourteen but has the makings and strategic fat placements of a sumo wrestler. He was about to cross the road with his maid and BAM! Stupid mat on bike meets Tong Taik. To be fair, on most days, it would be like hitting a padded road divider and the bike and Mat would meet destruction. But on that day Tong Taik...okay,okay....his real name is Hafiz....on that day, Hafiz was not feeling too sumo and was on his way to see the doctor. Nonetheless, bike with stupid Mat and Hafiz both went flying. yeah...BOTH. Bike and Tong. The four other members of Speedracer Mats stopped, picked up their fellow mat and his bike, gave him a once over and WITHOUT checking on Tong Taik, not even a glance, THEY REVVED UP and SPED OFF!!The maid, with all the Bollywood grace and gesture she could muster, fainted dead away....mind you, she wasn't even the one hit. Conveniently, the drama occurred right smack in front of Changi General Hospital so it wasn't long before the accident victim and the Bollywood actress were brought over to A&E, helped along by kind kaypohs. Tong Taik was given outpatient treatment of bandages and boo-boo lotions and the maid/Bollywood actress was actually kept under observation coz she took HOURS to recover from her pengsan. The police, like the useless bunch of Hairuls they are, actually came to probe, snoop and question but they came to no conclusion. Ah well, what would you expect...Hafiz and Aishwarya Rai are doing okay but the Speedracer Mats are still on the loose.....they got away this time......