One lovely morning, the Mrs was already all smiles, sunshine and serotonin....
...but the Mr was still all sleep, snores and sedatives.
It's amazing what an Oral-B electric toothbrush with a dollop of Darlie, icy cold water with a zing that can sting, a glass of grapefruit juice to jumpstart the metabolism and fifteen minutes of doing nothing but sitting stoned on a toilet bowl can do for the Mrs.
Especially when, twenty minutes prior, the Mrs woke up like this.....
.....and the Mrs slowly starts to realize why the Mr takes so long to wake up sometimes.
Maybe he doesn't want to wake up first and shock himself into affirmation that the Mrs he swore forever after to takes the words "bacin" and "basi" to a whole new level.
Or maybe he knows that once he wakes up, the Mrs will have him for breakfast. Honey, I would have you for breakfast for the rest of my life.
And I will never go hungry.
They were right.
Love does keep us alive.
:)
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