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Someone finally caved and got his own little gateway to the virtual world.
Since the wife resurrected her slogger status and reinstated her blogger status, he hardly has dibs on the information superhighway, on his own e-mail accounts and on the wife herself. He would sit and mope in one corner, dropping loud whiny hints and demanding, every ten minutes or so, that she comes and gives him a hug/kiss/massage. The wife will unwillingly tear herself from her work and become his part-time geisha (which is actually the best and most relaxed periods she'll have in a day) but will bounce back to the lustful LCD glare of beloved laptop within half-an-hour, leaving him high and dry.
By the time his wife is done with her laptop, it's time for bed. Any husband will choose wife over laptop, no? Especially when recently, the wife thinks there's a ghost in the closet (this was after watching Skeleton Key).
So someone really got no chance to do his favourite Internet things (i.e. reading wife's blog, check his e-mail, check wife's e-mail, listening to Singapore's radio stations on web radio, reading Asiaone.com, surfing for classified information on the world's supercars, surfing for regular information on his dreamcars etc etc). It also doesn't help that when the wife goes for layover trips, she will always bring her laptop. So someone kering on so many levels.
And that's why, yesterday, someone went to Jumbo Electronics, when the wife went to Amman. And brought back his new best friend.
His sexy new Dell Inspiron. Just when the wife thought he wanted to be boring and get a decent desktop.
Nie dah lawan towkay nie!!
Someone finally caved and got his own little gateway to the virtual world.
Since the wife resurrected her slogger status and reinstated her blogger status, he hardly has dibs on the information superhighway, on his own e-mail accounts and on the wife herself. He would sit and mope in one corner, dropping loud whiny hints and demanding, every ten minutes or so, that she comes and gives him a hug/kiss/massage. The wife will unwillingly tear herself from her work and become his part-time geisha (which is actually the best and most relaxed periods she'll have in a day) but will bounce back to the lustful LCD glare of beloved laptop within half-an-hour, leaving him high and dry.
By the time his wife is done with her laptop, it's time for bed. Any husband will choose wife over laptop, no? Especially when recently, the wife thinks there's a ghost in the closet (this was after watching Skeleton Key).
So someone really got no chance to do his favourite Internet things (i.e. reading wife's blog, check his e-mail, check wife's e-mail, listening to Singapore's radio stations on web radio, reading Asiaone.com, surfing for classified information on the world's supercars, surfing for regular information on his dreamcars etc etc). It also doesn't help that when the wife goes for layover trips, she will always bring her laptop. So someone kering on so many levels.
And that's why, yesterday, someone went to Jumbo Electronics, when the wife went to Amman. And brought back his new best friend.
His sexy new Dell Inspiron. Just when the wife thought he wanted to be boring and get a decent desktop.
Nie dah lawan towkay nie!!
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