His Royal Coolness

Once, in what feels like a lifetime ago, I was asked by someone;

"How am I cool?"

I answered:

"How are you cool? Let me count the ways.
You're cool to the depth and breadth and height
Coolness can reach, when feeling out of sight.
For the ends of coolness and ideal grace..
You're cool to the level of everydays."

Many apologies to the dead poet whose poem I pimped. But I couldn't help it, you're so cool like that. So much so that you inspired me to bastardize one of my favourite poems.

Sigh.