Singapore is Viva-La-Pathetica. And Singaporeans are Numero-Uno-Patheticos. Yes. In short (and boring Singaporen terms) Singapore is a pathetic place to live in and Singaporeans are truly pathetic. Well, not every single one. The majority. Really. So I was on this bus heading back home and TV mobile was just positively blaring Channel News Asia and Glenda was telling everyone what happened today, gonna happen tomorrow and all that. The bleary, weary faces of the Singaporeans in the bus were ones of oblivion. Glenda's words fell on deaf ears. She might as well have been telling what colour her underwear is today...it wouldn't have hurt coz no one was listening to ANYTHING on TV Mobile. Suddenly, fade out Glenda. Cut in Phua Chu Kang. And his boots. And his wife. And the Mole. Suddenly, everyone perks up and life is good again. People stared at the TV mobile screen with a renewed vigour and resurrected smiles. A dude sitting infront of me actually turned to his wife and gave her a warm smile that just screamed out to me, "Hey let's catch that episode coz it's gonna be so so slapstick Singapore funny!". Singaporeans need a contractor with big hair, monster mole and yellow boots armed with slapstick stunts, direct humour and Chinese-dominance to make them laugh. That's so lame I wanna lose my pink IC (well I lost it already and don't wanna afford the replacement)! The producers sure know how to hit it where it doesnt hurt. Try giving them a little bit of wit, a little bit of other races and a little bit of ponder and Singapore's majority will swallow Panadol-Extra by the dozens. Lame'o. I also remember PM Goh recently delivering a certain speech to certain people for a certain event. The pinnacle of his speech was a cleverly disguised deliverance of humour but them Singaporeans caught no ball! If thoughts are sirens, "Huh?!" would reverberate resoundingly across the nation as people tried to decipher his seemingly coded message. Lame'o. Besides the things they laugh at, Singaporeans are lame'o about the things they do. One of which things they do is to not have sex. An international study done recently by Durex just proved that Singaporeans are one of them lame'o nations that have the LEAST sex in a year! Hello?! We have an aging population....your desire not to do it translates directly into an eco-demographical problem for a country whose only consistent selling point is its people. So it's not all about YOU. Lame'o. I tire at all these thoughts of silly Singaporeans. I shall pause for a cause now and take a leak. Stay tuned.